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By Kris / Sunday 7 August 2011 20:37 / China
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fake a sickness sounds good. "cough cough im sick can't come into work today, hold on honey I'm talking to my boss I will walk the dog later"

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Sex the halls with boughs of holly falalalalalalala. It gets old after hearing it 19 times a day. Especially if you happen to work at hallmark.

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How the hell did this FML even get posted, it is the most fucking stupid one I've ever seen, I wrote better ones and heard better ones that didn't get posted

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21, people are oblivious of how much the illuminati and government facilities control our day to day lives it's almost scary to think of.

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No illuminati talk. I come on fml for laughs. If I wanted to think about the illuminati I'd spend all night watching YouTube videos about them like I tend to do about once a month

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what if the illuminati want you to know of illuminati to scare you and distract you. and then if you talk to people about them they'd think "paranoid nutbag" or maybe the illuminati is your scapegoat to what's happening. weird shit!

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Lol, I've mentioned the Illuminati in multiple threads as a joke XD. I love saying it because the crazies get their panties in a bunch.

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