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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49205) - you deserved it (22010)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward.

It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

#2 - On 03/19/2013 at 1:52pm by DocBastard

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Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

#3 - On 03/19/2013 at 1:53pm by thosedogtags

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