Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
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Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.
#2 - On 11/14/2012 at 5:43pm by Hiimhaileypotter
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She blew you alright.
#7 - On 11/14/2012 at 5:45pm by KiddNYC1O
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