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Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/12/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by You're NOT getting lucky today hun (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 10:13am by feldco1

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More like breakup punch. What a douche!

#3 - On 10/12/2012 at 10:14am by Voldy

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