Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • At least the cop walked away and you didn't get arrested. Congrats on getting married though OP. Hopefully you have a great marriage.

    #1 - On 08/30/2012 at 2:45am by Kriyptic

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  • Now I see who wears the pants in the relationship.

    #10 - On 08/30/2012 at 3:00am by Sunkissedgal

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