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Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.

#2 - On 08/11/2012 at 10:13am by Brool_Story_Co

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I hope you punched him right after.
That's sick and wrong...

#5 - On 08/11/2012 at 10:15am by KiiwiiRox

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