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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35463) - you deserved it (3413)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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What a cockblock.

#1 - On 07/04/2012 at 3:29am by 4everFucked

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Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children?
Do you still romance her?
When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

#23 - On 07/04/2012 at 4:07am by zandalee

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