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Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (4059)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by sneezeattack (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Understandable that he would be happy, not everyone knows how to make a girl come.
But maybe you should talk to him about what you like in bed or not, communication is the key after all.
But you should be honest, that was all, have a nice day.

#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 6:06am by Keevarou

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I think you kinda deserve it- You need to teach him how to get you off, and the 'finally' makes me think you haven't. A clit isn't a doorbell, you can't just press and hope someone comes!

#3 - On 05/14/2012 at 6:08am by jDCrackpot

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