Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
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What's a Chinese burn? :s
#3 - On 04/28/2012 at 5:46am by CcShh
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Sounds like you picked a keeper.
#2 - On 04/28/2012 at 5:45am by laurensauren
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