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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (11873)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

#4 - On 04/15/2012 at 10:35am by RadiationNeon

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That sucks. I wonder what band it was

#1 - On 04/15/2012 at 10:34am by patebishop

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