Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
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Comments (176)
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
SokDek 14
That's what she said.
melchibr_fml 0
I honestly can't comprehend how this is even possible. First he would need to be doing the belt up near his sack, and then how do you actually get it caught using a belt? I've done this with my zipper before, and that hurts like hell. Never have I ever caught it in a belt before though; you are very unlucky OP, FYI.
Spritemazter 0
Nah, he was standing on his head, thus allowing his ballsack to droop into the belt buckle area of operation.
ryry013 6
Oh my god, this entire conversation is painful
KittySaysMoo 6
Don't you zip your pants, therefore protecting your junk? Why would you buckle your belt before your pants are on? :O
GreenAppleDP 0
OP must wear his pants just slightly above the knees. "/
ThatOneCanadian 0
foreskin in the fly is terrible too
silentbutfunny 0
I never caught the whole ballsack, but i caught a pubic hair in the zipper, soooo painful
waswashere 0
Pubes in the zipper sucks. Don't go commando!
cunningchick 1
I'm not sure how it got stuck but I might know why his pants were there, I'll bet (figuritvly) that he's one of thoose retards that wear their pants below their asses,
waggleninja 0
he's sagging. nuff said
waggleninja 0
he's sagging. nuff said
Characterise 0
ppl that wear pants below asses showing underwear are definitely retards like we really wanna see your underwear >_>
KittySaysMoo 6
If his pants were sagging..why would his belt get caught on his balls?
KittySaysMoo 6
Ohhhhhhhh. Wait.
n_epic_fail 14
OP, if you were sagging your pants like you're "straight outta Compton" and using that belt to keep your jeans right under your ass, It's a YDI (this is the only way I can see OP in this predicament).
loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
IAdminIFlow 0
well i havent had that, but ive been nearky curcumsized by my zipper
Googoo27 12
I'm sorry, but I must do this, 31... Haven't, I've, nearly, circumcised. I hate correcting people, but I had to. Even if this is fmylife.com, and not a thesis on Prussia.
That0therguy 4
Put belt above, not below dick.
Jakesterk96 8
Better than getting circumcised by your girlfriend's braces.
WeAreScrewed 3
sweet baby jesus, FYL
alvarny 17
The rate he is going, if he gets a baby, it's highly probable it will be Jesus
Enslaved 38
Better than a zipper, right? Ouch none the less.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
That's one fine pussy you have between your legs in your picture...sorry for probably being the 20th guy to say this, but it truly is magnificent.
drlove78843 6
54- they should add a button for favorite comments because your comment is hilarious and worth saving :D
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on FML. I would save your compliment to my favorites if I could too....No **** on this remark lol.
clumsychik 1
116- What the hell happened to your hand?!?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
125- thank you for having a picture that tops my comment ten fold. And it was a hunting accident, not my proudest or smartest moment. But I'm alive and have learned from it!
clumsychik 1
126- Oh, I didn't even realize that:) You're welcome I suppose!
buck33 14
Mom I need some help!
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao @ your pic and comment.
omfg_creepers 8
" I also found out what it was like to then fall over, spill my coffee on my children's bible and cry like a little girl."
Branflakes78 13
I found out what a weirdo writes on FML^^
omfg_creepers 8
I'm not a weirdo sir. Please apologize and I may forgive you.
Redneck_Mouse 1
No hes right you are a weirdo.
Branflakes78 13
thanks 89
philipino 24
No, he's not a weirdo. He's a creeper.
omfg_creepers 8
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
rocker_chick105 31
I suggest not putting a belt on while naked. The kinky sex can wait.
Hollandiscrazy 12
But he loves kinky sex. The sound of leather slapping booty... The sound of whipping boobs... The sound of exploding balls between belt buckles. Gotta love it girl! Edit: HOLY **** YOU'RE 15! I'M SO SORRY!
rocker_chick105 31
If didnt think someone would comment something like that I wouldnt say it. It doesnt matter to me, I've heard (and said) a lot worse
SmeXikoE 3
Mine was caught in a Zipper. God Forbid that happens to me again. FYL OP, and i hope you don't go through that again :x -sincerely Anther dude
beasting 0
Perhaps you should think about underwear
sugaryspice 5
Getting dressed can be dangerous. Hopefully that feels better quickly OP!
leogirl95 12
How does it feel?? I'm a girl. Educate me.
Spritemazter 0
Imagine something grabbing your ovaries and attempting to rip them out. Now imagine the hand doing the ripping is made of stainless steel.
incognito1520 20
17 basically hit the nail right on the head.
leogirl95 12
Ah, that's not too bad. Just kidding, that sounds horrible.
Googoo27 12
17, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
#17. That sounds like my period. Lmfao.