Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
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Comments (176)
Shafreeka 8
Could this have been a male chastity "belt"? I don't know how it happened, but it sound terrible.
justplainbee 0
The real question here..why are you naked? Put some clothes on.
groupleader 7
You're doing it wrong..
DuRpY 5
Exactly how big is this buckle? Or rather, how small is your sack? Not trying to be cheeky here, but it just seems to me that under any normal condition, this CAN'T happen. You would have to have been naked, or at least have been going commando, with pants unzipped, and purposely shove your sack into the buckle for this to happen. If I sound ignorant right now, it's only because I lack imagination.
Ricckkyy_T 0
Ow....
herponi 2
What the frig is your belt doing way the low???
mikeymayhem_87 15
That's why I stay away from belt buckles. It's bad enough the zipper is a posable risk. FYL, OP!
endersg 0
how is this possible? nuts have not dropped yet?
wolleiy 3
For all of you who doesn't know. You don't need to either.
taazer 12
Ever heard of underpants.. I got a hunch that that might solve the problem
GraceyyPoo12 1
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