Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
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GoW_Chick 15
... and this is why I'm glad I'm female, I will never have nut-sack related injuries, seriously it seems too be some sort of epidemic among men.
MissHayleyJames 7
It's also nature's way of giving us some control and a defensive mechanism in an attack.
IAdminIFlow 0
30, if you are a bitch, then yes that is true. If you are not a bitch, then you will maybe think about how you kicking a guy in the nuts is the equivalent to a guy twisting each of your nipples with all of his strength for about 3-4 minutes.
DuRpY 5
Even then, twisting nipples is a surface kind of pain that affects only that particular local site. Getting kicked in the balls, however, is an internal pain felt throughout the entire body. You can still walk after an extensive purple-nurple, but a punch to the balls puts a man on the ground for a good while.
MissHayleyJames 7
34- So if a man is attacking/mugging /raping you, you wouldn't kick or punch him in the nuts to try and fight him off because it would hurt? And any woman who does is a bitch? Wow. Ok then.
IAdminIFlow 0
if hes raping u yeah sure. im talking about the other 95% of nut- kicks.
Inheritance 10
Kicking someone in the balls that is rapping/mugging/etc I understand but yea a great majority of people kick guys in the balls for no reason or to be a bitch
Inheritance 10
Kicking someone in the balls that is rapping/mugging/etc I understand but yea a great majority of people kick guys in the balls for no reason or to be a bitch
i_love_giraffes 5
The thought of a man getting kicked/punched/pinched/zippered in the balls makes me laugh like craaaaaazy! Does it give you shooting pains to your nipples, too? Glorious! :D I wish my boyfriend would let me drip hot wax on his balls then slap them.
emjayprice 0
imagine cramps every month.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Yes, those do hurt.. But I can see how a belt buckle to the crotch could hurt a little bit more :/
Dogbite1313 5
Cramps don't hurt.
MissHayleyJames 7
Getting your nuts stuck would definitely hurt for awhile but then would be gone. Some of us lovely women get to look forward to debilitatingly painful cramps for a whole week out of every month. I think that's a bit worse. And if you say cramps don't hurt then you've never had cramps.
SaMmIMonster96 6
I was saying in the moment, because yes cramps hurt longer but the male must be in more pain in that particular moment.
random1st 2
It's like childbirth, most intense pain ever till its gone.
Cody1963 2
Try a bicycle chan, then get back to me
SaMmIMonster96 6
May I ask why you had a bicycle chain that close to your balls?
evick85 2
Wouldn't you put the back in your pants .... Before zipping up....
Sumo69 9
If you don't look after your junk no one else will.
matthewbowers88 1
ppmz
read54 3
Ouch!!!!!!!!!
liftedyoda 5
How do you manage to pull that one off?
DuRpY 5
...by trying to pull his off...
PenisJam 2
That sucks sorry bro
FrankHotpants 31
I like to think its like the scene from There's something about Mary.
fabulosogurlee 7
That's exactly what came to mind for me too!