Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
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Comments (176)
fsimmo 0
How does it feel?
xvenom7 0
Ouch!!!
2cute4u_18 1
Damn that's gotta hurt like hell
LennyComa 39
You poor poor man only people that have had that unfortunate accident can truly sympathise
cunningchick 1
Lemme guess, your one of thoose Ratards that wear their pants to their knees?if not My appoligies but if so then maybe you should pull your pants up and then maybe you would have lived your whole life not knowing? Sounds like a good idea to me,
vip3r20 8
sac* ydi
nabila21 0
THANK GOD IMMA CHICK >__<
bubo_fml 11
You can get your balls up to your waistline? I bet you've tried something else there, pretzle-boy!
tj_agoogs 1
Feel you pain
altigue 0
I feel ur pain brother... 3x for me