Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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loller27 6
thats what i call a nutcracker
Swiftly 0
Oh my god, I felt that
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Comments (176)
allergylady101 0
Well you must be a strapping young man. :)
Swiftly 0
He was having a smashing time!
dumboears 8
Not sure how people can say YDI. Sorry OP, I can't even imagine the pain.
DaKillaMafia 2
Did you forget to put your pants and underwear on? Try not to do that next time.
erockinthesuburb 17
There's a lesson to be learned here... Never wear pants. Nothing but trouble.
Dracoboxer357 36
OP, Sorry you had to experience that. I myself have gone through many forms of trauma to my groin, including being stomped, bitten, burnt with both fire and scalding water, frozen with ammonia refrigerant, zippered, punched and twisted, so I understand your pain. Fyl, hope it ended well. :P
GoW_Chick 15
You must have some really kinky sexytime, or did I take that in a whole other direction..?
rdams86 1
Seriously. Lol.
ChloeC926 9
I cant imagine that pain!!! Must've hurt sooo bad!
get428 7
Good night! I would suggest wearing a cup.
SeemsToFail 0
Time to wear some briefs
DocBastard 40
That's the universe's way of neutering you. It's called "justifiable sterilisation".
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
How is it justified?
DocBastard 40
Because people this stupid and/or clumsy shouldn't pass their stupidity on to the next generation.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
So where do you draw the line between direct stupidity, and the fact accidents happen, regularly? I'm sure this isn't the first belt buckle to trim some skin.
DocBastard 40
A zipper I can see. A belt buckle? No.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
So guys who get there junk stuck in a zipper don't qualify as stupid? Seems a tad bias.
KaR1sma 6
Flashbacks!! OUCH!!!!
ErinBeam 1
How in the hell did you manage that?
missababgaga 19
Thats exactly what I was thinking
emjayprice 0
so... your belt buckle is low enough that it caught your balls? this probably means that you need to pull your pants up past your asshole.
GrizzlierAdams 4
No it means he has a tiny and its right up there with his Belt line. Lol