Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
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that's when you punch him. in the penis. with your fist
#2 - On 01/08/2012 at 1:30pm by shaubygal
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Better then a kiss with a fist
#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 1:29pm by BountyBass
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