Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
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Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
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Top comments
ithilaelin 0
YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)
FYLDeep 26
Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.
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Comments (156)
ithilaelin 0
YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)
Dudelike89 8
Harder.
DropBearHunter 8
Fluggegecheimen!!
kaprookie 3
Payback! Say you want to get kinky and tie her to the bedpost and then do something to her she hates.
cc_the_beast 6
Wow that's a genius plan! Where'd you pull that one from?!
mgsoloist 14
24-getting even is never a good idea if you want any sex at all in the near future...
emvictoria 9
Get her back :)
zakkyzebra 11
My 'safe phrase' is "get the **** off me, you bitch!"
WaSiSimiLang 8
Mmmhmmmm tie her to the bed, **** like minks and stab her with an icepick after that. No? Ok...
nivek2120 8
31- that mentality will get you cheated on... No sex with her in the near future yes but luckily there are lots of others.
bubble25_fml 5
The safeword is banana.
j_cat187 20
Oklahoma!!!!!!
Youngnut18 6
... Wha... What the ****.
Serythvalker 7
18 - Eurotrip movie reference!
kbtoyz69 9
"Bring on the Fluggenkligginkien!!!!!!!"
chili10 18
I don't know about you but when I'm being tickled I can't get a word in edgewise and if I try I usually end up getting tickled harder.
ATSViper 15
Eurotrip ftw
gg95_fml 4
Sooooo funny! I need to try this w Somone!
TheAwkHawk 14
#31 is that what you do to guys that try to get even with you? Take away sex? What I it's a 10 year old boy? Scream "NO SEX FOR YOU"? What are you the Sex Nazi?
mega00ant 0
I know what I'm gonna do tonight ;)
npnptracking 7
I hate the feeling of being tickled for more than 2 seconds. It can be real torture!
Meme1988 18
Im totaly doing that!
ScaughtieHolden 11
2 minutes of laughter is equal to 30 minutes of excersize. You must be ripped.
sp3nZ3r 1
Doesn't matter had sex
butterz1839 3
Hope she's as ticklish as you are
ComTlancy 12
It actually sounds quite fun
Blackmail111 9
Bondage tickle chamber? Why that sounds delightful!
hammonsgirl_fml 0
I smell revenge coming...
UrCapsLockOn 12
no he shat himself from laughter ..
jackassiddy 8
Oh yeah, she's gonna smell it when that revenge comes all up in her face!.. Too dirty?
FYLDeep 26
Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.
bballsoccerrocks 7
Well, you agreed
NoobHat 6
Revenge should be sweet my friend.
DontForgetMe4 0
Did she tickle you the whole 3 hours?! Be a man!
rattusrattus 19
Actually it's not how "tough" you are, it's a matter of preference. I can be spanked for hours, hard, really hard, until I can't and wont be able to sit down for days, gods yes, but even the slightest tickle will freak me out and make me try to attack the tickler. Whereas some people might hate spanking, but think tickling's the best thing EVER.
gravy_jones 0
More like not enough
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I'm pretty sure no one enjoys being spanked or tickled...
Zalandia 0
Yup. Because spanking and tickling fetishes don't exist. Totally.
TheAwkHawk 14
#134 ***** do... Did you think of that?
UrCapsLockOn 12
dumb her crazy ass ... I have tickling ..
ikickgingers 15
What?
FatelBlade 8
I believe he meant dump her crazy ass, I gate tickling.
cosmosis 12
Maybe hate instead of gate, mate.... Its these kind of people that are poisoning the internet with stupidity.
cosmosis 12
Maybe hate instead of gate, mate ... The guy clearly has an iq roughly about the same as his show size
RussianFox 13
They were obviously typos, and yes people like you are poisoning the Internet with their ignorance
UrCapsLockOn 12
damn autocorrect .. Sorry guys i mean HATE ...
UrCapsLockOn 12
a guy can't "have" a spelling mistake without being accused of being stupid .. I hate this, mates ...
perdix 31
It's funny that when you needed to make yourself clear, you had to turn your CAPS LOCK on.
thamade1 0
He was trying to emphasize the mistake u dumb ****
CryMoreFMLs 15
62 - Bitch, I will pimpslap you if you call Perdix that again. Nobody gonna mess with MY favorite commentators!!!
nivek2120 8
I'm pretty sure what he said the first time was right and the translation is: make her go stupid and that you can tickle him.
xiaoxaio 5
Please sir dont rape the english language
TheAwkHawk 14
#9 ok... I anyone has seen red vs blue, they will look at "I have tickling" and think of Caboose sitting in a dark room speaking very softly.
TheAwkHawk 14
#54 I believe you meant you "... gate this, mates"
TheAwkHawk 14
It's funny that when you typed caps lock you typed it with caps lock on. Unless you're one o the ppl who hold shift... I'm a shifter.
onedayinamsterda 14
I hope she took the chance to whip u a lil and perhaps drip some HOT wax on ya. No better time like tied-up-and-absolutely-at-her-mercy time