Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

by Badab1ng / 11/24/2011 at 1:52am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape.
    Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

    #5 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:55am by docscientist

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  • used, but not even in the good way

    #1 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:48am by EwanSmith

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