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Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

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This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape.
Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

#5 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:55am by docscientist

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used, but not even in the good way

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 5:48am by EwanSmith

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