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Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

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At least Dad was being honest

#1 - On 11/15/2011 at 4:07pm by jjames7543

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Well it IS from fucking. Although I do believe your husband should have had more tact.

#4 - On 11/15/2011 at 4:07pm by eatmyshortssss1

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