By CiaoBella - 20/06/2016 03:16

Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML
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Tripartita 44

Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

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Welshite 39

Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Sometimes. Just sometimes. Wives have a point.

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Welshite 39

Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

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Kira1965 23

Look in the bright side- it could've been worse- he may have learned the "C" word, OP!

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zman938 8

Umm, what are you talking about? How is that worse?

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BREADFAN 5

Sai come parlare Italiano? Perché sai si esegue questa operazione è ridicola

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Tripartita 44

Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

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Dale_shackleford 13

Look on the bright side, when he is older, this is going to be a hilarious story.

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WolfyGrace 24

"Daddy, what was my first word?" "Sorry son, you'll have to ask that question again when you're about 16 or 17."

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jcash52426 5

Wait tell he say it to a complete stranger then it even more embarrassing.

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FML_14u2c 14

Clean out your ears, he said "truck". :-P

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