By CiaoBella - 20/06/2016 03:16

Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry honey. FML
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Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

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Sometimes. Just sometimes. Wives have a point.

Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

Look in the bright side- it could've been worse- he may have learned the "C" word, OP!

Umm, what are you talking about? How is that worse?

Fuck shit cunt bitch, my nigga.

Sai come parlare Italiano? Perché sai si esegue questa operazione è ridicola

Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

love the past FML reference.

What an ignorant thing to say.

Look on the bright side, when he is older, this is going to be a hilarious story.

"Daddy, what was my first word?" "Sorry son, you'll have to ask that question again when you're about 16 or 17."

jcash52426 5

Wait tell he say it to a complete stranger then it even more embarrassing.

Like father like son?

FML_14u2c 14

Clean out your ears, he said "truck". :-P

Let's hope that his next word is not "you"