Sometimes. Just sometimes. Wives have a point.

Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

Look in the bright side- it could've been worse- he may have learned the "C" word, OP!

Umm, what are you talking about? How is that worse?

Fuck shit cunt bitch, my nigga.

Fuck shit cunt

Sai come parlare Italiano? Perché sai si esegue questa operazione è ridicola

Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

love the past FML reference.

What an ignorant thing to say.

Even though kids definitely shouldn't be saying it, unfortunately, fuck is a part of our lives. We try to fuck, we get fucked, and in the end, it's all for fuck. Now that I think about it, we are coy for something that is so integrated into ourselves.

I didn't mean that it was an excuse for the child or anyone say it. Was just musing. I'm sorry if I offended anyone :)

Look on the bright side, when he is older, this is going to be a hilarious story.

"Daddy, what was my first word?" "Sorry son, you'll have to ask that question again when you're about 16 or 17."

Wait tell he say it to a complete stranger then it even more embarrassing.

Like father like son?

Clean out your ears, he said "truck". :-P