By CiaoBella - 20/06/2016 03:16

Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry honey. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

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Welshite 39
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Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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Sometimes. Just sometimes. Wives have a point.

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Welshite 39
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Wow. You should be proud of your son! All I can manage is a stuttering gurgle when I try to pronounce "*".

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Kira1965 23
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Look in the bright side- it could've been worse- he may have learned the "C" word, OP!

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zman938 8
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Umm, what are you talking about? How is that worse?

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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Fuck shit cunt bitch, my nigga.

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BREADFAN 5
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Sai come parlare Italiano? Perché sai si esegue questa operazione è ridicola

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Tripartita 44
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Whoa, before blaming my aunt, I'd rule out any non-native English speakers who inquire about FAQs!

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SocialAmethyst 20
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love the past FML reference.

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colo16_fml 10
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What an ignorant thing to say.

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Look on the bright side, when he is older, this is going to be a hilarious story.

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WolfyGrace 24
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"Daddy, what was my first word?" "Sorry son, you'll have to ask that question again when you're about 16 or 17."

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jcash52426 5

Wait tell he say it to a complete stranger then it even more embarrassing.

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Catdragon 40
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Like father like son?

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FML_14u2c 14

Clean out your ears, he said "truck". :-P

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_Desiderata_ 9
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Let's hope that his next word is not "you"

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