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Today , I was getting out of the shower , when mah boyfriend decidd to ask , "Did yur boobs get smaller , or did u just gain weight around them?" FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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You should have said the same thing about his dick.

#8 - On 10/27/2011 at 5:07pm by kkmwong

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"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

#11 - On 10/27/2011 at 5:09pm by mickeygirl

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