Intimacy: Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided...

By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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kkmwong 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:07

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

mickeygirl 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:09

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:17

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

syck_fml 3

Friday 28 October 2011 0:14

No, because a b cup is a handful and a D cup is what you go brrrrrrrrrrr in.

McAninch35 9

Friday 28 October 2011 0:50

One mans trash is another mans treasure

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:23

What is the answer ??? :)

lexy07 0

Friday 28 October 2011 16:18

Haha what Did u want the answer to be ? Lol

youtubetre_fml 14

Friday 28 October 2011 17:24

Lol I think the answer is definitely : " I just gained weight around them ". ;)

jdog1231 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:25

or he has no penis and doesn't want to admit it

vitaldisplay 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:25

Well, did it?

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:26

Ask about his moobs and when he's getting the breast reduction

bonnie_vb8 5

Friday 28 October 2011 8:38

hahaha moons.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:27

Catchy name...

1991j 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:29

those are signs of him telling you your "FAT"!!!!

Cappiej 18

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:34

Her fat? Ummm...

BrianAlarcon 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:32

Dump him

m0tl3ycru3 0

Friday 28 October 2011 1:21

Lol

ThorneCrossed 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:45

It's probably his vision that is getting worse

GraceKathryn97 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:45

Guys don't have a filter so 99% of the time they don't think what they're saying is rude and or insulting! Don't feel bad!

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