Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

    #1 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:02am by teejessika

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  • I think that was just what he thought you wanted to hear?

    #3 - On 10/13/2011 at 6:02am by GRRSOM

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