Sex, Friends and Intimacy: Shoot your shot

Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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You deserved it 10 098

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Same thing different taste

By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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You deserved it 5 881

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 186

You deserved it 2 523

Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 793

You deserved it 19 965

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 846

Crushed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 471

You deserved it 206

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 984

You deserved it 3 917

Comforter

By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 591

You deserved it 5 410

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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You deserved it 6 477

How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 159

You deserved it 341

teejessika 13

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:05

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

Comments

Mourningstar 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:03

Men and women can't be "friends", sex will always be a factor. Just understand that all your guy "friends" would do you anytime.....

Mathis92987 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:10

You're probably the type of woman to tell him that he will make someone very happy one day, just not you because "we are just friends". The problem is, You're probably not the first or the last to tell him this. It's the equivalent of you telling him you like his personality and all that he will do for you, but due to you infantile taste in men (who obviously treat you great if you're crying on his shoulder) you don't think he's sexually appealing enough. So he's going to continue until he learns that he can get so much more by being an asshole and one day after years of being with nothing but complete douchebags, you're going to wonder what happened to him. Well guess what? Now he wouldn't touch you if you paid him. You're just not attractive enough.

Mathis92987 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:15

On behalf of friendzoned guys everywhere, we love you too. Keep being the exception.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:27

Well bad approach, good intentions, or a really f'ed up attempt for a rebound :/

lulzmylife 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:20

This is why men and women shouldn't be friends.

Zeradire 5

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:37

Well, if you're friends with and hang around a dude who wants to **** you, I can't imagine why your boyfriend would ever dump you. I mean couldn't be jealousy or another guy trying to get in your pants and you being okay with it...

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:44

Hey, this guy's a champ! Cuts right to the chase & he's ready for action...Anytime...Anytime!

fastbunny34 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:53

Hey rebounds are good

laughoutloud67 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:07

It may just be his way of saying "your my best friend and your hot, get over that jerk you can have me." I'm sure he made things a little better by saying that. It would've made me laugh :) lol.