Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
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teejessika 13
Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.
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Comments (214)
Fatalist_ 2
Hey , you know what? I would **** you too.
Grimmerie 31
and then i lost all hope for the future of humankind. the end.
Fatalist_ 2
You would **** her too . Admit it.
Grimmerie 31
you are a special snowflake.
Fatalist_ 2
Yet stil im a snowflake that would **** her.
Fatalist_ 2
Stop voting me down and face it... You would **** her anyday... Anyday. •_•
SteveTheJanitor 6
You don't even know what she looks like you creep
Fatalist_ 2
They all look the same when u turn the lights off ehehehe
stacianichole 2
You're a supercreep....
juliushater 12
12 - u r a special kind of stupid, but hell did i have fun laughing at your persistant ignorance. well done old chap.
CryMoreFMLs 14
You need to be castrated from the pelvis. I don't want you to even have a member to stick in women, much less breed with one. ******* wierd-ass future rapist.
mk58 31
Thank you, 75, for putting into words what I couldn't express. And 12, seriously, you sound like you'd **** anything that has a hole in the nether regions.
Fatalist_ 2
Holy shit loooooooool. You dumb asses sure can't take a joke . Chillax brehz
unfortunate_13 5
He's comforting you and trying to cheer you up. What's so bad about that?
hannahcorrine 0
How is this a FML?
ChantelRenaeee 0
Hmm, I guess turning it down means you're ungrateful and saying yes means you're a mild ****. I guess there's no winning here.
FMLisNotReal 0
Hardly an FML. Sounds more like someone's got your back.
Leaf17_ 0
I can relate..
ChantelRenaeee 0
He was being nice. Come on. Why would you turn down something like that?
SlyTail 5
You could always come lean on me.. After all, us lesbians are taking your women.
ikickgingers 15
I get hit on by women more so than men. Is this the taking "your women" thing?
Daralea 21
That...or you're just very manly.
ikickgingers 15
Just because I walk around with a strap on... Wait this isn't helping my case.
SlyTail 5
88, Your mother doesn't think so.
vi3tno_romeo 5
Can't blame the guy.... Take it as a compliment...=)
FMLisNotReal 0
Moderated?? How lame! Pls cancel my account.