Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, my best friend of 18 years decided to end our friendship in order to continue sleeping with her brother-in-law, who is also my ex. FML
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Top comments
Chazyj 4
Damn some girls are not for every one see if she has a sister ;)
roobin302 0
sleep with her brother.. j/k. whatta bitch
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Comments (141)
Chazyj 4
Damn some girls are not for every one see if she has a sister ;)
krazy_glu3 0
I hope at that moment he realized he needs to move on.
EvilPotato 15
Reply with "that's ok I've already banged your mom".
Adman567 9
Ya that would shut her up! Lol.
underguarded 20
Sleep with your brothers ex girlfriend.
abbyelizabeth 9
Girls like that give nice girls a bad name... Sorry nice girls!
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
My ex GF completely did the same thing to me, but she got pregnant with my little brothers best friend and now she's pregnant with his kid haha, sometimes you have to learn to lean back and wait for the shit to hit the fan because that could be your kid haha.
KK3137 31
Basically just sleep with your brother's ex (if he knew that she was your ex) and if she has a sister then her too... :)
macanderson 2
how sweet
sufikoraine 0
oh yeah... cause it's easy to just get a couple revenge bangs...from your ex's sister... go ahead ;)
Jammy01jams 2
OP. I read somewhere that someone is not the one unless they also think that you are the one. If not you were not meant for each other. So you were wrong.
sk1ml1fe 0
**** her best friends
roobin302 0
sleep with her brother.. j/k. whatta bitch
olpally 33
Time to smack a hoe.... Forget about that bitch op...
techweed 12
I'm guessing he's a guy, how would sleeping with her brother be revenge, perhaps you mean her sister?
Zomg_Okay 27
No need to be homophobic, 32. Choice of gender should not be a problem in our "modern" society.
DjeePee 25
But if you're heterosexual (which I suppose OP is) then having sex with her boyfriend is a problem, even in our "modern" society.
techweed 12
I'm sorry for assuming OP is not gay, bitch
ThreeSheetsGone 12
So sex out of spite is out of the question?
chulamami916 6
No...OP's ex isn't much of a bitch but more of a Ho. Besides, she's an ex for a reason, accept what happened and move on, or you'll just be stuck in her negative enegry.
Zomg_Okay 27
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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow that sucks OP. That's just horrible.
ZeroIce 12
Red Wings FTW XD
whited666 0
Damn...I'm sorry:/
rebekahah 7
Sounds like a nice girl. I can see why you were meant for her.
Anthony94_fml 7
Slap that ho!
Mornai 32
That's just harsh. Hope you find another girl in your life better than your ex. Plenty more fish in the sea...
ImmaB3AST 7
That happened to me last night too! :O. Without the I've already slept with your brother part.
Roflcopterasd_fml 0
maybe she did and just didn't tell you.
macanderson 2
hahaha....now u talking
ImmaB3AST 7
54- I'm an only child. haha
DjeePee 25
Well, it's ******-up from your ex to do your brother and to tell it to you, but she's single. And being single means that she can have sex or relationships without your permission. I'm sorry, OP, I know it must have hurt a lot, but - eventhough it was definitely not respectful or nice - she is free to do whatever and whoever she wants now. To be honest, I think your brother made the biggest mistake by going with someone you still love without telling you. He also has the right to go with whoever he wants, true true, but he is your friggin' brother, he should have showed her that he cared more about you(r feelings) than about a (probably) one-nightstand with her. And even if he truely loved her, he should have spoken to you first. I sincerely hope he once will be sorry - and I also hope you will be able to forgive him. That being said, OP, your relationship is over. She does not love you, you two are not meant for eachother, so stop pouring your heart out to her. I bet it annoyed the crap out of her. Maybe she just wanted to show you on the hard way that it was over. It's time to move on.
JPChiQYaya 0
Whats Up With You Always Writing Stories..
CloudEnvy 17
It caters to the people who are tired of reading one line drivel. Promises some notion of valuable input. What's Up With Appropiate Capitalisation?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
It's The New Fad.
Prolusive 5
Nice response, but care to leave room for other comments? :P
lDobinho 1
Good effort here! Situation very well put into perspective. It is more worthwhile reading your single contribution than 100 one-lined ones which are generic and unfruitful. Fml contributors make your mind express itself, not your animal-like cries of shock!
DennisC1975 4
Wow
macanderson 2
my thoughts too
sovietkiwi 0
I can't thumb it up cuz it's too long:(
ducttapewallet 7
Tl;dr
Silence129 0
I don't know about you but I dont think someone with a gas mask on their head is in a position to give sound advice. Stop taking up all the room and try using a bag to cover that mug. Paint some eyes on it, maybe a smile. Could work
201Blackhawk 0
She gave better advice than your stupid ass, quit hating idiot
Xtra_Cheddar 3
We didn't ask for a life story Charles dickens
DjeePee 25
I really hurt some feelings here by writing a long comment, didn't I?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Haters gonna hate. I wish I had a gas mask
justanotherhuman 21
...keep writing as you see fit; better to take the time to accurately express your sentiment. The thumbs-downers on post-length are generally tools; they fail to see that simply skipping a long post, instead of *taking the time to respond/complain* about something that potentially could *take up too much of their time to read*, is inherently contradictory.
CBlaze93 10
Your comment sucked. I thumbed it up because I like gas masks.
otb113 7
oh that *******, excuse me ladies, ****. Not to disrespect women but thats what we call a true bitch. only way to get around that is at the bottom of a bottle and some good friends. **** your brother.
Yournamehere42 7
His ex already did.
iam_yummylicious 12
I ****** him as well. It was a party.
ikickgingers 15
Aren't pandas a bunch of *****?