Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, my best friend of 18 years decided to end our friendship in order to continue sleeping with her brother-in-law, who is also my ex. FML
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Top comments
Chazyj 4
Damn some girls are not for every one see if she has a sister ;)
roobin302 0
sleep with her brother.. j/k. whatta bitch
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Comments (141)
KiraMisa 1
Ouch :(
icic6772 0
At least u heard it from the horse's mouth
yankfan89 27
Now you know what a complete bitch she is and that your brother is a complete bastard. And next time you see your brother kick him in the nuts so hard he can't have sex for a year.
thomas357 0
A hahaha maid my day
Grimsey 4
#120 The laugh I got from your spelling MADE my day! LOL :p
Christianrules 1
Pearl harbor all over again.
wydner31 0
that is messed up
LanaToTheTA 13
I'm sorry:/
centarous85 0
This a lie unless u have a brother who is made of shit
umHeyWhatsUp 0
Don't hit girls, slap the bitches, you gotta slap her.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Too long; didn't read.