Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.
RawrNom 0
LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.
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RawrNom 0
LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.
Stonedmanalex 0
Not really since his girlfriend is insane
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Just say: More!
TheAngryKitten 0
Moar!!
EnEl_Infierno 15
Zoom Zoom
nerdness 2
you're honestly dating an idiot.
RyanMacVey 17
yes i think we can all agree your gf is insane... but use it too your advantage man... cheat on her for real, then take a pic of you getting a bj.... she will be gagging for it
Deathhound 27
True thing, though she is a little bit strange for not seeing it's her xD
K_kanaka 26
Well I say just get room where it's just you and her, so you guys can do the halalala and then tell her that the girl in the pic. was her.
stro88 6
I say tell her the other chick does more than just kisses. :-) win for you 1 point for dopest make up sex ever.
TheCylonmaster 3
Yep, she's blond alright.
hotPinklipstick 24
Everyone is saying this girl is stupid, but what's really going on is she isn't happy with the sex and wants to try things more rough. She's totally using this to her advantage.
stacianichole 2
That seems extremely far fetched...
abbyelizabeth 9
75: And your a stereotypical idiot.
hotPinklipstick 24
87- learn to take a joke. Blonde jokes are funny. I'm blonde and I tell more blonde jokes than anyone I know. Lighten up.
SpaceDementia_fml 4
I love when girls do that :D
Tristyxxx 24
Looks like she's been pushed down and hit her head 10 times.
jordnlyn 6
Looks like the doctor needs to up her meds!
YayFlameWarz 9
Oh no I'm getting love, affection, and ( im assuming here) sex! Save me god please!
rexgar2000 10
he should just take the crazy sex coming.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I heard crazy chicks make the best sex.
eminarnar 0
Aww, that's cute :) be happy you get kisses :*
slushpup9696 12
Psychotic is the new cute.
Daralea 21
Yea, either she is trying to spice things up by pretending (a plus), or really thinks that the best way to treat a guy who's cheating is to throw herself onto him (might be a plus but...definitely psychotic)
TheAngryKitten 0
I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.
iamthelaw 1
This
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Is..
twinny_sc 13
SPARTA!
rexgar2000 10
holy shit! lol that was ******* hilarious! lmao
ebxr82nv 2
Only kisses? Time to start dropping hints my friend
1NaMillion 13
...but...but...but honey, its the head that I love so much!
caviar_fml 2
lol, I'm sure you love it
bubblepaarty 5
whatta psycho b___ch . o____O'
kimmykimkiwi 3
Yea get rid of her before she goes on a jealousy rage and tries to kill you
CryMoreFMLs 15
She's just paranoid borderline psychotic. No big deal.
ohSNAPyall 27
"That's not me! That ****'s ass is huge!"
Wreckless_fml 6
:')
TheSithAssassin 15
That sounds amazing....
PocketRockette 0
She needs new glasses......or lay off the drugs