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Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

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How sweet of him :)

#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 5:55am by 360XBOXFTW

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So, does it?

#3 - On 08/12/2011 at 5:57am by toelie

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