lizownsvirgy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
olii_fml 0
Well, that's awkward..
KiddNYC1O 22
He's probably sniffing her panties too, for all we know.
Diogi4363 0
Could have been worse. At least he only went for your mouth
F2M2L 5
"Morning. Breakfast is downstairs." - Step Brother after waking up brother awkwardly.
Takador 3
If they're both guys, then thats hot; if OP is a girl... thats just wrong and nasty!
2ndSucks 15
Agreeing with 200... Both guys and im going to want a nice video to go with this fml, por favor.
JoeTheMan12 0
do I smell rape ;)
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
next he'll try with his dick and not his tongue. btw fyl :(
ibitehard 9
216, not only will he be using his dick, he will also be humming the Jaws the song xD who remembers that??
hoodasswhitekid 0
Today, while tongue wrestling with my sister, she woke up, FML
FailJr 0
I fail to see the problem here.
skyhawkvd 0
I do that was funny
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
234- ha lol that would be hilarious, she'll wake up and be like wtf?
kookysoc 11
Does this mean your gay?
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
tittymagic 0
are you a girl or boy?
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Guess what bitches?!!!? I got a 5 on my AP Chemistry exam!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeee!
JustinThunder 8
What's wrong with doing that? I do it all the time.
Idonebeenhad 17
omnomnomnom
Sassybq1 13
hey im not saying its WRONG. its just a LITTLE creepy when u think about it :P
Alwayspullout 7
and not even from Arkansas or Florida...
6tori6 5
that's....disturbing.
athena3100 9
Or north carolina O _O
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
is it technically incest
ljesm14 1
lol is anyone else thinkin about clueless?
ArentICute 0
Atleast it was just his tongue.
iFizzgig 11
love that movie
suprmidgt 0
no sexual assault certainly.
pertained 12
even creepier if OP was male.
omgcookeys 15
I hope you're a girl. it's still creepy but if you're a guy, it's beyond creepy.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I totally am
maz255 10
i find this hard to ********** to..
maz255 10
i find this hard to ********** to..
wild_n_out 8
is that suppose to be funny?
garrettsgirl 0
that sounds completely normal..... NOT
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
124- I assume you always ********** while on FML?
Darklord53 0
166- no but when I do I make it count ;)
saksxalmo 20
It's not incest because they're not related...
joooeee 3
I don't often ********** on fml, but when I do, I prefer dos equis
stro88 6
ahaha the most interesting man in the world!
Scoty12C 6
Technically it's wincest :D
heartbreaker12 0
ew
maz255 10
166 maybe...your point? dont you judge me...
maz255 10
211...you are my new favorite person...
Aaronftw 0
no its a step bro no blood relation
idunnolol108 0
Are you kidding me 32? It's totally f***ing GROSS!
boatsundhoes 0
is he hot??(;
sassypants93 17
It's a little thing called sarcasm. Get used to it if you plan on staying on this site.
jjkiss 0
#81 it's not incest incest is only for blood related people but that's still really weird
JoeTheMan12 0
imagine the look on the parents faces once they hear that they have gotten married XP
bfsd42 20
#124. Best comment ever.
JoeTheMan12 0
someone said that waking up to a kiss is yummy, well if you like the smell of morning breath then enjoy!
sassygrl5 0
omg, now that you bring it up yes I am thinking about clueless!!!!
manda_panda1987 0
you try to make out with sleeping family members?
press_start_bro 21
It's happened to me too... Only he wasn't my stepbrother, but my friends really young stepbrother...
strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Lauren10102 3
Not as disturbing as your picture... I never understood what the point of erotic anime was...
daBeast155 0
it'd be worse if it was your step sister
pulse18 2
the point is... to be erotic.
chaoticnh 0
erotic drawings and cartoons tho? that's like connecting with your inner child while doing the five knuckle shuffle. da ****
maz255 10
i find this hard to ********** to..
YayFlameWarz 9
STEP-WINCEST
kitkat98_fml 0
how so!
Demonyx 6
that pic isn't necessarily from any erotic anime it's pretty much par for the course for most anime in general
Demonyx 6
and anime is anime not just cartoons it's not specifically for children it gives the creators much more freedom on where they want the story to go because if you tried to make half the anime out there with human actors they'd be infinitely goofier parodies of the originals with soap opera style acting and tons of vinyl, plastic and spandex costumes, like power rangers on crack trying to be a serious show
OreoKami 0
stfu !!
JoeTheMan12 0
he was just trying to have his first kiss ok, don't be too hard on the guy :P
Pawned71 0
I remember my first kiss... don't worry it wasn't with relative
multiplecoloredc 0
Hey, it's legal.
Siji 0
121- You're not trying hard enough. ;)
JoeTheMan12 0
he found an opportunity and he took it, better watch out next time he will stick his D_ _k inside your mouth??
THISISCITRUS 0
TL;DR
pimpdaddy113 0
lmao
OhWowThatSucks4U 2
actually it kinda is... ^.^
sabrinaacrow 26
Imagine if that was your step brother, ew ew ew
Meixpr 12
And how exactly does that make you feel, OP?
Jaxon26 0
Loved
irishman1733 0
just gotta be thankful it was just his tongue
JoeTheMan12 0
lol cuz if it was his pe pe then that's rape.
JDintheHOUSE 2
I wouldn't call it incest. I would call it funcest
Psychotic_EGG 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No chance of genetic mutation in the offspring. So if you find him attractive. Go for it. On the plus when ever you need a fix he's across the hall.
cumverg 0
Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt were both blood-related. If I had a stepsister who was hot, I'd make a successful first lady outta her
jasleex 0
hahaha!! to true
newjerseyguy 0
you make a very good point. not blood related so it's all good
extradorkyloser 4
Exactly! If he's attractive, just go with it. lol! Now you know who you can tale out sexual frustration on.
GreekYogurt 26
That's naughty!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
that still counts as incest
anonymou5e 6
Don't think it does. epic name btw ;)
ImmortalKratos 0
actually in some states it does and is illegal. also with step dads and step daughters or vice versa
sxe_beast 11
"sexual intercourse between closely related persons" This is fairly broad and I'm pretty sure a step sibling falls into "closely related persons". Or well in eyes of the law.
Zebidee 9
The law varies dramatically on this topic. Best do your own homework.
chaoticnh 0
I don't know why you want to do homework for hooking up with a step sibling or someone related to you?
aardvarkish 17
It was just a tongue! Had it been an aardvark tongue... well, it still wouldn't be incest...
BIEBERSLAYER 10
in my state it does so that's what I go by
amrik 11
great picture bro
zimandme123 0
eff u
swift1fan4ever 0
I got kicked out of my house because of being with my step brother who I was dating wayyy before my dad and his mom got married we had been together for 2 years and we don't rele care they can suck a big one :) it's not insest
pimpdaddy113 0
lol what the hell
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey at least it was someone you knew........even though it's still pretty creepy lol. Sorry chica. FYL.
santosromero718 1
you already said that. quit wasting life
2ndSucks 15
I'm fairly certain the double post was a mistake. Chill out.
trevishere 7
97 - they have different words, it was purposely.
xJudii 5
107-Maybe they thought that their comment wasn't posted, so it could have been accidental.
2ndSucks 15
Its almost the exact same thing. There are maybe 1 or 2 words changed. They probably just didn't see that the comment had posted.
RetardedBullFrog 4
yeah, she's probably using an iphone, comments sometimes doesn't register right away, you would have to refresh it to see. Maybe she just forgot to refresh it. Anyways quit hatin!
salh 2
in most browser refreshing resends the data ;P
richard121212 0
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT WAS ACCIDENTAL. STOP GIVING THUMBS DOWN. NOW SHUT UP
zinoxity 23
Wincest! Go with it!
Docbee 11
He was checking for candy.
TBMFan 0
Lol , MightBe Checking In The Right spot ;P
transcedental 18
Everyone knows that candy is hidden elsewhere *evil laughter*
Felix333 4
enjoy it, it's not illegal if ur not related by blood...is it??
shelbz7 2
it is in some states