By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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strawberrydreams 18

That's totally not disturbing at all.

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Sassybq1 13

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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2ndSucks 15

At least it wasn't a blood relative. (incest anyone?) Either way thats still quite awkward. But hey, it's gold for future blackmail material. :)

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SlimShady167 3

That's genious ;) hahahah

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BeastMode5 0

But you're not a genius.

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blackbelt25 12

thats just ****** up

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baconstrips 12

I think everyone got the sarcasm the jk was unnecessary...

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udontknome 0

Your step bro pretty much tried french kissin you. Maybe he was practicing??? Hopefully he is just like drunk or something

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sourgirl101 28

Lucky it wasn't an Australian kiss. That's a French kiss done down under. (:

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2ndSucks 15

Yum. Imagine waking up to THAT.

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swift1fan4ever 0

lmfao! that's great!

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salvorican 24

I hope this was the first time he's done this.. O.e

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justanothagirl 0

be like teen mom and don't give a shit and **** your step brother ;) jk

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