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Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45974) - you deserved it (4365)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

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Go fuck a 119 year old male stripper. Then proceed to say "No worries his going to a better place in a couple of days"

#8 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:58am by saIty

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And you can't even give him a week? Poor boy! (that was a joke, and even though I say so I'm gonna get flamed :))) )

#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:54am by grimowl

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