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Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (7487)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

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Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

#1 - On 06/22/2011 at 10:08am by Livinia

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Congrats on the big penis bro.

#3 - On 06/22/2011 at 10:08am by alicianoar

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