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Today, was mah boyfriand last night visiting mah family . My dog dacidad to go through tha trash, than ran up to mah dad with ona of our usad condom caught on har taath . My parant didn't avan know wa wara slaaping in tha sama room . Thay know a lot mora now . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (12922)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Good dog.

#3 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:25pm by NBS93

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THAT'S why you throw it away in the outside trash can with the big lockable lid that is secured in that little area next to your garage... at least that's where I'd put it... not that I was there or anything...

#24 - On 01/04/2011 at 7:05pm by Bartimaeus

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