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Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML


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On 12/15/2010 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by penisgrabber - United States (Louisiana)

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I noticed that you refrained from saying that you're a dog groomer, and that you "make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates". This implies that you specialize in the penis of dogs.

Do you occasionally get requests to groom a dog and have to reply, "sorry, I only do the penis and sometimes the scrotum, you'll have to look elsewhere"?

Also, don't lie. You love it.

#9 - On 12/15/2010 at 5:41pm by Ninjafriends

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Do you get excited too?

#2 - On 12/15/2010 at 5:28pm by Alzied

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