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Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23013) - you deserved it (2042)

On 12/03/2010 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by Trey Deluna - United States (Colorado)

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guess it won't be the only hole being drilled

#8 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:09pm by Eh_ma

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What? Her boyfriend could not hang the swing? He must be handy in other ways.

#16 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:24pm by kirby1964

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