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Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML


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On 12/03/2010 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by Trey Deluna - United States (Colorado)

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guess it won't be the only hole being drilled

#8 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:09pm by Eh_ma

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Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.

#2 - On 12/03/2010 at 6:02pm by ForeverYoung1

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