Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ForeverYoung1 3
Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.
FMLattes 0
LOL, kinky. :P
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Comments (86)
savvy_suzy 0
Why doesn't the boyfriend install it over the son? Wouldn't that make more sense? Feels disrespectful to ask a son to do it. Maybe it's just me.
triggerit 5
I agree with you...there is some disrespect...
muchagente 5
just shut up and help your mother when she needs you.
kirby1964 20
What? Her boyfriend could not hang the swing? He must be handy in other ways.
dumbrownhead 0
Hey, those swings are fun :) let your mom enjoy it in peace!!
stephanie911_fml 0
Maybe that's why yur' pregnant.
boopityboppity 11
Yurt? Yuri? Whats that apostrophe doing? Oh, you stole it from me, I see.
dumbrownhead 0
Happily married and pregnant! And yes, I do have an enjoyable sex life! Is that suppose to upset me?
joseph42424233 0
supposed*
daniella4680 0
but ur only 20 wow that's a shame
stubby84 0
happily married because of being pregnant lol i feel bad for kids that age.
Utexas913 3
That would def scar me for life ha ha.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
lol same here
mike3775 39
shoulda not asked lol Honestly what is the big deal? So your mom has an active sex life, be grateful she found someone who made her happy
boopityboppity 11
It's a bit short for that, 10.
DocBastard 40
May I ask what the boyfriend was doing on the ceiling? And how many other men were up there? Why would the mother would want a hole drilled in him? Is his anus not enough for her strap-on?
bigbadtim 7
So did the OP have to use a stud detector to find the boyfriend?
xspaniardx 3
HAHA I love your comments DocBastard! In always looking forward to reading them! They make me LOL literally every time I read them! Keep 'em coming! 8)
Justforlolz 14
So that means.... *Fails to understand statement*
goldiefox 0
Ahhh no! Doc messed up! "why would the mother would..." :( Doc your still my favorite person to comment! ;)
DocBastard 40
Extra! Extra! Read all about it. I'm human. :( Oh, and thanks. :)
Rawaha 0
youll get to use it someday!!!
starile 20
Like an inheritance. "Take a good look at it, son. One day, this, and all my vibrators, straps, gags, whips, leashes, cuffs, strap-ons, ******, and butt plugs will all be yours."
bunnixbrutality 5
unless there are cum stains all over it
Rawaha 0
hahaha or hair all ober it!!!!
fraqtl 1
looks like you are also helping a stud drill your mother
lolaisagirl 0
lol win