Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ForeverYoung1 3
Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.
FMLattes 0
LOL, kinky. :P
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Comments (86)
NotDeadYetDammit 0
Lol.. I wouldn't be scarred for life, it's nice that she's happy. But damn, that is hella funny xD
Sugarcannon 0
Well now you know that if you're ever swinging for the wincest team your mom can take you on a ride around the world.
mikejunior88 4
#8: nice one.. lol
Gnobiwan 0
Any chance I could get her number? XD jk, that is messed up though.
ninjalope 0
zebras are made of carrots
Elizabeth123654 0
and elephants are microwaves
lostonelove 0
I'm so doing this to my son when he's older!
millionaire93 0
yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!
phatdaddy62 23
Wincest Party!
sallen0046 4
If you're old enough to drill holes in the ceiling, you're old enough to know that parents have sex lives. You clearly stated she asked you to help. If you were uncomfortable, you should have simply refused and excused yourself.
Morpheus414 0
........sex swing? I can't even imagine that.
Cosmopeaches 0
^ Sad :-( ^