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Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML


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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

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You should get a second opinion might be something else other than you being not loose.

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 5:07pm by TheB0a

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If I were your doctor, I'd tell you just to stick to oral and anal.

Let me know if your national health care system up there covers physician-prescribed dildos.

#11 - On 11/22/2010 at 5:25pm by perdix

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