Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me to "just stick it up her ass already." No, not for anal sex, it was a suppository she got from the doctor. This is the closest I’ve been to sex in two years, since she decided we were done having sex and won’t even explain why when I ask. We’re only in our 30s. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML
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TheB0a 5
You should get a second opinion might be something else other than you being not loose.
perdix 29
If I were your doctor, I'd tell you just to stick to oral and anal. Let me know if your national health care system up there covers physician-prescribed ******.
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Doopliss01 0
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phreshboi 1
why was the first comment moderated? did it say first? and also I would suggest going to him to loosen up a bit ;) haha
devon1991 0
get a guy with a smaller dick possibly
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
# 21 you called? it's not the size it's how you use it...well that's what my girlfriend tells me when I cry at night
free2speak 14
Wow. I didn't know that was even possible. I always thought that the muscles in ****** can stretch and contract enough to fit an average penis. I guess you could try to ********** using your fingers and take it slowly from there because if you can't handle an average penis then the vibrator won't be much help and I am assuming you had been having sex with lube because if not, that would explain why it hurts. I know when I started it was awfully painful and I dont produce much fluids so I had to use lube an the lube just made it sticky and even more painful so now we just use spit. I hate it but to b honest it is a lot more natural and surprisingly cleaner than using lube.
Jessieg_98 0
Wow ^
TheB0a 5
You should get a second opinion might be something else other than you being not loose.
torrance1221 4
yeah, sometimes the pain comes from a swollen cervix as a result of an infection. when something bumps into it, it hurts. a lot! definitely get checked out by another doctor.
DjeePee 24
A *****? Your doctor advised a ***** to loosen up? I don't know why, but I think you really should go to a professional. A real one. If intercourse is painful, than you have a serious problem that can't be cured with a *****. Dyspareunia, I think. A *****...djeezes.
BetsyLa 0
i was told the same thing by my doctor over 5 yrs ago. I'm a petit person, I'm 4'11. (so maybe all my orifices are small)... I know for me, sex with my husband was painful for years. we tried lots of lube, different positions and toys. truthfully it only got better after i had a vaginal birth with our daughter.
bittersweets 2
Why not try the lube and ***** suggestion? It's not something dangerous where you really should get a second opinion. Just try it and if nothing changes, go for another opinion.
tktom7 6
pics or it dident happen
seanj 0
how the **** does this apply to the post?! if you wanna see some pictures of something that's hard to believe, try looking at ur family album
SinaStar 0
#29 your last sentence is hilarious.
TheOptimist 0
How is this hard to believe?
WhatTheFuq 0
lol I like this doctor!
saywhaaat_01 0
4 - hot (;
valeriano_fml 0
your chest is uneven.
i8thelastcookeii 0
valeriano, he's slightly to the side his chest is not uneven
Mauskau 35
4 you could get a bra for that!
katgurl 13
@51 There's an app for that.
FantasticFin 0
#25, your comment fails.
MagicMushrooms 0
Cool doctor.
movie141 0
ya listen to a pro
notsoluckypup 12
hey u gota do wat u gota do...
folfg7 0
yeah like your self. :P
FrenchToast94 0
haha! #7 that's hilarious!
perdix 29
If I were your doctor, I'd tell you just to stick to oral and anal. Let me know if your national health care system up there covers physician-prescribed ******.
potato_meat 12
Yup, that's Canadian healthcare for you. Glad to live in the U.S.
W4X 0
He didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Someone is butthurt.
ggggiggity 0
If that's the case, then she's doing it wrong. ;).
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
call me and I'll loosen it up for you;)
SHAAAAAARK 1
a freaking taco won't help.
GuitarSauce 0
neither would a shark
_LoVe_CaThErInE_ 0
^hahahaha! :D
Kua_Mei 0
I don't think a guitar would do much to alleviate any pain.
jadeniscool 0
haha I live in BC as well idk where u are but that's funny sorta... but still FYL... I hope everythings okay and it isn't anything serious
Ghostkiller12345 9
you fail gosh "hope its not anything serious" ffs she just need to put a ***** in her pussy to get it larger so it wont hurt
cufaoil 11
did you miss 13's post regarding the possibility of the pain being a symptom of something more serious? you fail for not recognising that
mysticwater 0
16- YAY for BC
cufaoil 11
for something like that, unless those have already been ruled out, a second opinion would be a good idea... there are doctors out there that are not thorough enough, and make the wrong diagnoses.... I had glandular fever years ago (mono for those not familiar with the term) and my family doctor told me it was just the flu, after doing a white cell count blood test.... the university doctor also did a blood test, but it wasn't for a white cell count.... I did indeed have glandular fever.... Some doctors will be very thorough, and others just take the face value... It's not always clear at first, which is which