Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me to "just stick it up her ass already." No, not for anal sex, it was a suppository she got from the doctor. This is the closest I’ve been to sex in two years, since she decided we were done having sex and won’t even explain why when I ask. We’re only in our 30s. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML
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TheB0a 5
You should get a second opinion might be something else other than you being not loose.
perdix 31
If I were your doctor, I'd tell you just to stick to oral and anal. Let me know if your national health care system up there covers physician-prescribed ******.
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Comments (86)
SuperWhoLockedBr 9
Actually, he actually is telling you to use more lubricant and try it, because that will actually help you if you use a ***** and lots of live, he's giving you good advice.
lozominebox 13
Love the phrasing
Snowabe25 1
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PrincessLily8402 11
Painful sex is not just something you can live with and it will go away. Go to a different dr. Yours is an asshole.
gatorgirl7563 22
There is actually a condition were the muscles of the ****** tighten closed in response to sexual anxiety or stress. It's called Vaginismus, The Locked ****** Syndrome. This might be it. The treatment, besides counseling, is to slowly stretch out the ****** with a series of increasingly larger inserts when it happens and you want to do something fun down there. Once properly addressed, it tends to occur less and less frequently as you resume having pleasurable intercourse and become less anxious about it. Having vaginismus can be a vicious cycle. Sex was painful or frightening last time, so your muscles tighten, leading to a painful or embarrassing experience this time, which in turn creates anxiety that influences you when you try to have more experiences in the future.
randybryant799 21
No he's telling you how to make it better.