By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 898
You deserved it 4 093

Same thing different taste

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gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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You don't learn do you. Obviously you have or have had another account in the past, probably banned for being an idiot like this. Great job.

gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

blondes generally are; they're typically oblivious to reality.

Wow usually the girls are posting that their boyfriends can't give them one.

We need optimist. They are crucial to the "screwing people over" environment here in the USA. Note: Blonde jokes and references to intelligence via hair color are idiotic.

sourgirl101 28

Q: What does a dumb blonde and a turtle have in common? A: When they're both on their backs, they're screwed. Sorry, I'll stop with the corny jokes now.

gusgus found a pic off the Internet and set it as their default default

wow #53, I hope you're as young as your pic looks...

I do believe #53 has a picture of a child actor from the 90's.

#53 is Macaulay Culkin after years of meth.

gusgus36 5

Q: why was the blonde's belly button sore? A: her boyfriend was also blonde.

#76 I do believe everyone was being sarcastic.

hey gusgus take it as a compliment. they think you are pretty enough to be a fake profile pic :) also i like your optomism!

Please, stop your boyfriend from having sex with sea turtles. Who knows what disease you can get from them, not just fin rot.

snuu_man 0

it's the turtles that are coming on to him! haven't you seen any of these on YouTube? they hump EVERYTHING. Even boots

that's ... embarassing :S in my opinion, plan a little thing called sweet revenge *evil laugh*

RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

I wonder how long that took you to come up with.

RedPillSucks 31

I bet he's the one in the other FML that enjoyed making a turtle poop.

Well, seriously, who wouldn't want to coax a tortoise into pinching a loaf?

I'd be a little more worried about the turtle **** on his computer.