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Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 3:05pm - intimacy - by shiznit - United States (Florida)

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Be thankful he doesn't get off faster because he is watching cartoons.

#6 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:08pm by CanucksFTW

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Probably wouldn't last much more than a minute if he was watching Porky Pig, but at least he'd finish you off with "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

#11 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:19pm by perdix

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