Technique

By shiznit - 25/10/2010 19:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 659
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Probably wouldn't last much more than a minute if he was watching Porky Pig, but at least he'd finish you off with "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

MissErikaHart 0

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy!!!!"

Comments

try having him take some "alone time" beforehand, that usually works.

ryudan_fml 0

wow, that uber sucks. me and my gf usually have sex for at least an hour minimum....i feel for ya

tthhoomm 0
valdy09 0

Solution is simple. Have him perform oral, or finger you before actual intercourse. At the very least, you'll be able to get off relatively close in time with him, let alone the same room. :P Good luck!

my GF complains i last to long. thing is what you can do to make him last longer is probly try to get him to focus on sumthing of topic . so have a convostion with him well u 2 have sex but i supose if u find sumthing that works stick to it . and also i am going to be alittle sexist here but men can only focus on 1 thing at a time ( i am a guy, this is not corect it depend on wht the thing there focusing on is )

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Weird.... but obviously looking to slow down the process... what cartoon then??? Family Guy?? Which character... "Hi Chris...."... "Yes Mr Peterson....." Then again, that example would probably result in a whole different FML....good luck!!

monnanon 13

"whats opera doc" is a Bugs bunny mini movie in the style of a famous opera but i cant remember which one