Today, my boyfriend turned down sex so he could masturbate to his favourite Japanese cartoon porn. I was obviously horny but his compromise was to offer to watch it and masturbate together. I’m an adult damnit, I want sex, not pissing cartoons. FML
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Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I could be mistaken, but I think I see a red flag or two here.
kitten79TX 5
Your boyfriend has issues.Y'all need couples therapy, or to break up. A person who prefers nasturbation to having sex with me would be a no-go. And FYI, this is LITERALLY a mental health condition, I just can't remember the name for it. Basically a person fantasized so much about **** sex that they are not satisfied with real-world women.
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RichardPencil 32
I could be mistaken, but I think I see a red flag or two here.
kitten79TX 5
Your boyfriend has issues.Y'all need couples therapy, or to break up. A person who prefers nasturbation to having sex with me would be a no-go. And FYI, this is LITERALLY a mental health condition, I just can't remember the name for it. Basically a person fantasized so much about **** sex that they are not satisfied with real-world women.
j.b. 1
It's called ~*hentai~*
Devil's Advocate 1
Do the things in the anime to him. Then dump him. 😂
bnapier 18
If a man is into hentia or anime they're not a man and you should leave them. Anime is just a cartoon soap opera, and cartoon **** is just creepy as ****.