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Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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a leash? who walks their cat?

#4 - On 10/20/2010 at 3:10am by rileykins

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I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)

#1 - On 10/20/2010 at 3:07am by Zitho

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