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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33346) - you deserved it (2706)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

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Aw, isn't that sweet?

I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's fucking other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.

#24 - On 10/14/2010 at 10:37am by perdix

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Revenge is a good thing.

#3 - On 10/14/2010 at 10:13am by mario75

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