Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
pedxing 1
FHL too
zombehunter 2
obviously you weren't that great if she would leave you. so suck it up ydi
Ellen_Farrah 0
whoooorrreee
BlackMoon_fml 9
By pressured she means his penis is bigger than yours.
lucas755 1
Tell the other guy.
killahkay 0
awe, that's terrible .
HomeAl0ne 20
Today, my new girlfriend told me that she would think of the guy she broke up with every time she made love to me. Now I do too... FML
arhanes 0
wow man. that blows
Irish_Spark 0
Thats when you turn around and bang her best friend.
skimonkey96 0
love the way u worded it