Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
Alesana_Love 0
dude I'm SO sorry! something similar happened to me... it's the worst.
xToRNHaM90 0
what a ho!!
DarDar1 0
wow could leave u standing could she
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think pressure to date someone more "respectable", eg with a better career or from a different social class or race, is more likely than an arranged marriage. OP probably would have specified marriage, and someone conservative enough to allow an arranged marriage might not equate "relationship" with sex.
Egg_Shen 0
Smack her. Kill him. You'll feel better.
zemo999 0
26 & 28 I want to be the meat in your sandwich!!! So let's get something straight between us....
cufaoil 11
OP, if it was the other guy who pressured her into the relationship, you're much better off without her... consider this, she's on a girls night out and ends up sleeping with some random guy, but it's ok, because she was pressured into it.... does that really sound like the sort of lass you want to date? If her family pressured her into another relationship, then you don't need that shit either
staypon 0
dang. sucks
ric4rolz 0
Forced to be into a relationship when she's in one? Is she retarded?
Autoshot 9
You are pathetic.