Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
Mylees 0
I want to smack her so bad
dancingxthexmoon 0
I think she's pressured by family for a arranged marriage? So for his own good, she leaves him? FYL op the 'thinking about op during sex' part was a bit random though.
Tyrant956 0
how the hell is someone pressured to get into a relationship? she looked for an easy way out aha
Charles666 0
oh man....:(
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
My first thought was arranged marriage too...
snapperhead 0
wow dude. sorry.
brianjman14 23
Hahaha your profile picture is cute.
sculp91 0
forget that! that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Rizzyk83 0
that profile pic is awesome!!
emeralz1 0
that is the most f*cked up thing I have heard of.. wow
FYLDeep 26
At least she broke up with you instead of cheating like in most of these FMLs.
dj_trey 0
HAHA score