Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
Bartimaeus 7
women...
46215 0
**** that get her back
gtheemo 0
what a cuntista
Texast 0
forget her. sounds like she has a lot of growing up to do. let her go don't fight for her if you do fight for her and she does this shit again then you deserve it.
star_struk 0
wut a bitch
joshieboy84 0
you gotta keep your woman happy. you have to **** the dog shit out of them! they don't want to make love, they want to f**k.
adrian111999 0
that girl is off her tree
egxflash 0
total agreement with all the replies. I wouldn't even mess about with the type of girls who would set stuff "situations" up just to make u work for her. that's damn selfish and egotistical and just isn't healthy for a relationship. lifes got enough BS, women don't need to be creating any more for it
Gadomski87 2
OUCH!
perez758 2
did you at least have break up sex? use and abuse it one last time before you let her go.